[00:00.000] 作词 : John Mescall
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Oliver McGill
[00:02.000] 编曲 : Oliver McGill
[00:03.080]Set fire to your hair
[00:05.386]Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
[00:09.944]Eat medicine that’s out of date
[00:14.699]Use your private parts as piranha bait
[00:18.698]Dumb ways to die
[00:21.997]So many dumb ways to die
[00:25.869]Dumb ways to die
[00:28.356]So many dumb ways to die
[00:34.298]Get your toast out with a fork
[00:37.326]Do your own electrical work
[00:41.306]Teach yourself how to fly
[00:45.596]Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
[00:49.826]Dumb ways to die
[00:54.100]So many dumb ways to die
[00:57.296]Dumb ways to die
[01:00.642]So many dumb ways to die
[01:05.575]Invite a psycho killer inside
[01:07.001]Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
[01:11.203]Take your helmet off in outer space
[01:15.510]Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
[01:19.334]Dumb ways to die
[01:23.263]So many dumb ways to die
[01:27.968]Dumb ways to die
[01:31.102]So many dumb ways to die
[01:36.994]Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
[01:37.765]Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
[01:41.631]Eat a tube of superglue
[01:45.622]“I wonder what’s this red button do?”
[01:50.066]Dumb ways to die
[01:52.602]So many dumb ways to die
[01:57.292]Dumb ways to die
[02:01.159]So many dumb ways to die
[02:08.881]Dress up like a moose during hunting season
[02:15.173]Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
[02:20.270]Stand on the edge of a train station platform
[02:24.851]Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
[02:30.774]Run across the tracks between the platforms
[02:32.566]They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
[02:35.590]The dumbest ways to die
[02:40.472]Dumbest ways to die
[02:43.565]Dumbest ways to die
[02:48.274]So many dumb
[02:52.786]So many dumb ways to die

作词 : John Mescall
作曲 : Oliver McGill
编曲 : Oliver McGill
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that’s out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
Eat a tube of superglue
“I wonder what’s this red button do?”
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die