[00:16.24]And there's a centipede
[00:19.61]Naked in your bedroom
[00:24.99]Oh and you swear to God
[00:27.72]The ******'s out to get you
[00:33.27]And I digress
[00:36.96]'Cause I must make you the perfect morning
[00:42.58]I try my best
[00:46.27]To scoop the slugger out the window
[01:10.54]And there's a praying mantis
[01:13.77]Prancing on your bathtub
[01:19.34]And you swear it's a priest
[01:21.87]From a past life out to getcha
[01:26.78]And I digress
[01:30.37]'Cause I must make you the perfect evening
[01:36.83]I try my best
[01:40.21]To put the priest inside a jam jar
[02:22.13]And there's a millipede
[02:25.31]Angry on your carpet
[02:30.52]Oh and I must admit
[02:33.48]He's staring with a vengeance
[02:38.80]Oh and I digress
[02:42.43]'Cause I must make you the perfect morning
[02:48.59]And I try my best
[02:57.03]To prove that nothing's out to get you
[03:15.10]To prove that nothing's out to get you

And there's a centipede
Naked in your bedroom
Oh and you swear to God
The ******'s out to get you
And I digress
'Cause I must make you the perfect morning
I try my best
To scoop the slugger out the window
And there's a praying mantis
Prancing on your bathtub
And you swear it's a priest
From a past life out to getcha
And I digress
'Cause I must make you the perfect evening
I try my best
To put the priest inside a jam jar
And there's a millipede
Angry on your carpet
Oh and I must admit
He's staring with a vengeance
Oh and I digress
'Cause I must make you the perfect morning
And I try my best
To prove that nothing's out to get you
To prove that nothing's out to get you