[00:00.000] 作词 : Henrik Widegren
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Henrik Widegren
[00:12.352]Today I found my love today
[00:14.352]Everybody says they knew long ago
[00:21.134]But I am not that way
[00:24.564]I demand evidence before I say I know
[00:31.119]Finally, it came to me my theory's confirmed
[00:35.331]In all my experiments I have seen a trend
[00:40.535]The null hypothesis is not at all sustained.
[00:45.259]It's very likely that you are more than a friend
[00:51.783]I love you more than the median
[00:57.824]I'm certain cause the p-value is 0.01.
[01:03.567]Our love is blessed by a t-test
[01:08.296]I can prove to you.
[01:10.897]I love you
[01:22.089]Yes, I have evidence that you have got a crush
[01:26.040]The autonomic nervous system doesn't lie
[01:31.830]You dermal capillaries dilate and you start to blush
[01:36.574]And our pupil size correlation is extremely high
[01:41.310]Your curves don't have a normal distribution
[01:46.825]And your eyes are in the top 10 percentile rank
[01:51.553]Come with me and you will see my logical conclusion
[01:56.807]A love that is statistically significant
[02:01.509]You love me more than my control group
[02:05.972]Cause you see when we meet your heart goes boop, boop, boop
[02:11.742]And your pulse rate accelerates when we're on a date
[02:16.976]You must agree.
[02:21.391]You love me
[02:25.348]I look into your eyes and think of decimals of pi
[02:29.802]And playing with your open spreadsheets makes me high
[02:35.033]And now my hard y-axis grows and reaches up to ten
[02:40.283]And touches my x-axis until we come to origin
[02:47.381]I love you and we have the evidence
[02:51.851]Other people's love can be a coincidence
[02:57.611]They want flowers but we want hard statistical power It's the best breakthrough I love you and no one can doubt it
[03:09.850]We can shout loud that we're in love and proud
[03:15.641]We have proofs in stacks and no alternative facts
[03:20.633]I can prove to you That I love you That I Iove you That I love you That I Iove you I love you

作词 : Henrik Widegren
作曲 : Henrik Widegren
Today I found my love today
Everybody says they knew long ago
But I am not that way
I demand evidence before I say I know
Finally, it came to me my theory's confirmed
In all my experiments I have seen a trend
The null hypothesis is not at all sustained.
It's very likely that you are more than a friend
I love you more than the median
I'm certain cause the p-value is 0.01.
Our love is blessed by a t-test
I can prove to you.
I love you
Yes, I have evidence that you have got a crush
The autonomic nervous system doesn't lie
You dermal capillaries dilate and you start to blush
And our pupil size correlation is extremely high
Your curves don't have a normal distribution
And your eyes are in the top 10 percentile rank
Come with me and you will see my logical conclusion
A love that is statistically significant
You love me more than my control group
Cause you see when we meet your heart goes boop, boop, boop
And your pulse rate accelerates when we're on a date
You must agree.
You love me
I look into your eyes and think of decimals of pi
And playing with your open spreadsheets makes me high
And now my hard y-axis grows and reaches up to ten
And touches my x-axis until we come to origin
I love you and we have the evidence
Other people's love can be a coincidence
They want flowers but we want hard statistical power It's the best breakthrough I love you and no one can doubt it
We can shout loud that we're in love and proud
We have proofs in stacks and no alternative facts
I can prove to you That I love you That I Iove you That I love you That I Iove you I love you