[00:00.000] 作曲 : Tom Cardy
[00:13.371]Santa’s earnt some time off
[00:15.367]He’s taking a break
[00:17.863]You’ve got to remember
[00:19.119]The month of November is still his holiday
[00:21.870](Ba-dum-dum-dum)
[00:22.614]So imagine how stressed he gets when he
[00:25.557]Sees people hanging ornaments a full 40 days before Christmas
[00:31.548]Pretty stressed, right?
[00:32.550]Everyone loves Christmas time
[00:34.801]but start too early and get punched in the face
[00:37.297]once you’re done with Halloween
[00:39.806]here’s something new for you and me
[00:46.980]Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
[00:51.484]A very special time of year
[00:53.727]where Christmas is kind of almost here
[00:56.658]it’s not Christmas almost
[00:58.909]that starts December 1st
[01:00.906]I'm talking
[01:01.406]Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
[01:05.830]The first excited thought about the parties（still ages away）
[01:11.087]Watching people lose their mind from hearing
[01:14.271]Premature Michael Buble
[01:15.770]Christmas time is wonderful
[01:17.766]Keine traurigkeit und verfall
[01:20.274]But there’s a special magic in seeing a tragic
[01:23.015]Middle aged man
[01:24.026]Lose his shit
[01:25.523]At a supermarket clerk
[01:27.520]For playing Christmas music at work
[01:30.702]Before December 1st
[01:32.149]The ture meaning of Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
[01:35.584]Gather round the Not Quite Almost Christmas Tree
[01:39.090]Which is
[01:39.590]Just leftover decorations not pulled down from Halloween
[01:48.833]Let’s go
[01:49.332]Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
[01:53.837]When shops and parks are never full
[01:56.341]cause we’re still stuck in work and school
[01:59.082]it’s not Christmas almost
[02:01.338]that starts December 1st
[02:03.333]I’m talking
[02:03.832]Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
[02:08.592](Not Quite)
[02:09.091]Time to deck the halls
[02:10.835](Almost)
[02:11.587]Time to give your family a call
[02:13.342]Actually I take that last one back
[02:15.339]Any time of the year you can
[02:17.090]Call your mother
[02:18.089]Not Quite Christmas is sublime
[02:20.585]But what about Not Quite Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
[02:23.093]We love season celerbration
[02:25.335]Amplified by antici-
[02:30.592]Got to have that antici-
[02:32.337](*piano*)
[02:36.840]-pation
[02:37.340]Not Quite Almost
[02:39.337]Here’s your present I change up the chords
[02:41.832]Have a Merry Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
[02:44.839](it’s the middle of July)
[02:45.834]I know
[02:46.837]it’s not Christmas almost
[02:49.333]that starts December 1st
[02:51.341]I’m talking
[02:51.841]Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
[02:56.088]I’m talking
[02:56.588]Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
[03:01.338]Not Quite Almost Christmas Time

作曲 : Tom Cardy
Santa’s earnt some time off
He’s taking a break
You’ve got to remember
The month of November is still his holiday
(Ba-dum-dum-dum)
So imagine how stressed he gets when he
Sees people hanging ornaments a full 40 days before Christmas
Pretty stressed, right?
Everyone loves Christmas time
but start too early and get punched in the face
once you’re done with Halloween
here’s something new for you and me
Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
A very special time of year
where Christmas is kind of almost here
it’s not Christmas almost
that starts December 1st
I'm talking
Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
The first excited thought about the parties（still ages away）
Watching people lose their mind from hearing
Premature Michael Buble
Christmas time is wonderful
Keine traurigkeit und verfall
But there’s a special magic in seeing a tragic
Middle aged man
Lose his shit
At a supermarket clerk
For playing Christmas music at work
Before December 1st
The ture meaning of Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
Gather round the Not Quite Almost Christmas Tree
Which is
Just leftover decorations not pulled down from Halloween
Let’s go
Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
When shops and parks are never full
cause we’re still stuck in work and school
it’s not Christmas almost
that starts December 1st
I’m talking
Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
(Not Quite)
Time to deck the halls
(Almost)
Time to give your family a call
Actually I take that last one back
Any time of the year you can
Call your mother
Not Quite Christmas is sublime
But what about Not Quite Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
We love season celerbration
Amplified by antici-
Got to have that antici-
(*piano*)
-pation
Not Quite Almost
Here’s your present I change up the chords
Have a Merry Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
(it’s the middle of July)
I know
it’s not Christmas almost
that starts December 1st
I’m talking
Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
I’m talking
Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
Not Quite Almost Christmas Time