[00:00.00] 作词 : Marshall Mathers/Jeff Bass/Mark Bass
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Marshall Mathers/Jeff Bass/Mark Bass
[00:05.09]A Lot Of People Ask Me Stupid ****in Questions
[00:08.87]A Lot Of People Think That What I Say On Records
[00:12.37]Or What I Talk About On A Record That I Actually Do In Real Life
[00:17.37]Or That I Believe In It
[00:20.06]Or If I Say That I Wanna Kill Somebody That
[00:23.32]I＇m Actually Gonna Do It
[00:25.92]Or That I Believe In It
[00:28.89]Well Shit If You Believe That
[00:32.70]Then I＇ll Kill You
[00:35.58]You Know Why
[00:37.52]Cuz I＇m A
[00:38.11]Criminal
[00:42.45]Criminal
[00:45.58]You God Damn Right
[00:46.99]I＇m A Criminal
[00:51.56]Yeah I＇m A Criminal
[00:57.15]My Words Are Like A Dagger With A Jagged Edge
[00:58.68]That＇ll Stab You In The Head
[00:59.97]Whether You＇re A Fag Or Lez
[01:01.22]Or The Homosex Hermaph Or A Trans A Vest
[01:03.37]Pants Or Dress Hate Fags The Answer＇s Yes
[01:05.84]Homophobic Nah You＇re Just Heterophobic
[01:08.23]Starin At My Jeans Watchin My ******** Bulgin Ooh
[01:10.45]That's My Mother****in ***** You'd Better Let Go Of Em
[01:13.01]They Belong In My ******* You＇ll Never Get Hold Of Em
[01:15.35]Hey It＇s Me Versace
[01:16.54]Whoops Somebody Shot Me
[01:17.73]And I Was Just Checkin The Mail
[01:19.13]Get It Checkin The ＇male＇
[01:20.39]How Many Records You Expectin To Sell
[01:22.38]After Your Second Lp Sends You Directly To Jail
[01:24.74]C＇mon Relax Guy I Like Gay Men
[01:27.02]Right Ken Give Me An Amen Aaa Men
[01:29.81]Please Lord This Boy Needs Jesus
[01:32.03]Heal This Child Help Us Destroy These Demons
[01:34.60]Oh And Please Send Me A Brand New Car
[01:36.56]And A Prostitute While My Wife＇s Sick In The Hospital
[01:39.03]Preacher Preacher Fifth Grade Teacher
[01:41.28]You Can＇t Reach Me My Mom Can＇t Neither
[01:44.06]You Can＇t Teach Me A Goddamn Thing Cause
[01:46.18]I Watch Tv And Comcast Cable
[01:48.41]And You Ain＇t Able To Stop These Thoughts
[01:50.84]You Can＇t Stop Me From Toppin These Charts
[01:53.19]And You Can＇t Stop Me From Droppin Each March
[01:55.43]With A Brand New Cd For These ****in Retards
[01:57.79]Duhhh And To Think It＇s Just Little Ol＇ Me
[01:59.94]Mr Don＇t Give A **** Still Won＇t Leave
[02:02.42] Chorus Eminem Repeat 2x
[02:02.83] I＇m A Criminal
[02:03.58]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It＇s A Crime
[02:05.92]To Tell Em What＇s On My Mind I Guess I＇m A Criminal
[02:07.64]But I Don＇t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
[02:09.73]And Keep Goin I Don＇t Take Shit From No One
[02:11.67] I＇m A Criminal
[02:12.40]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It＇s A Crime
[02:14.65]To Tell Em What＇s On My Mind I Guess I＇m A Criminal
[02:16.76]But I Don＇t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
[02:18.93]And Keep Goin I Don＇t Take Shit From No One
[02:21.67]My Mother Did Drugs Tar Liquor Cigarettes And Speed
[02:23.28]The Baby Came Out Disfigured Ligaments Indeed
[02:25.58]It Was A Seed Who Would Grow Up Just As Crazy As She
[02:27.94]Don＇t Dare Make Fun Of That Baby Cause That Baby Was Me
[02:30.16]I＇m A Criminal An Animal Caged Who Turned Crazed
[02:32.88]But How The **** You Sposed To Grow Up When You Weren＇t Raised
[02:35.34]So As I Got Older And I Got A Lot Taller
[02:37.59]My **** Shrunk Smaller But My ***** Got Larger
[02:40.01]I Drink Malt Liquor To **** You Up Quicker
[02:42.10]Than You＇d Wanna **** Me Up For Sayin The Word
[02:44.60]My Morals Went Thhbbpp When The President Got Oral
[02:46.98]Sex In His Oval Office On Top Of His Desk
[02:49.22]Off Of His Own Employee
[02:50.21]Now Don＇t Ignore Me You Won＇t Avoid Me
[02:51.61]You Can＇t Miss Me I＇m White Blonde Haired
[02:53.42]And My Nose Is Pointy
[02:54.30]I＇m The Bad Guy Who Makes Fun Of People That Die
[02:56.26]In Plane Crashes And Laughs
[02:57.61]As Long As It Ain＇t Happened To Him
[02:59.13]Slim Shady I＇m As Crazy As Em
[03:00.84]Inem And Kim Combined Kch The Maniac＇s In
[03:02.96]Replacin The Doctor Cause Dre Couldn＇t Make It Today
[03:05.49]He＇s A Little Under The Weather So I＇m Takin His Place
[03:08.00]Mm Mm Mmm Oh That＇s Dre With An Ak To His Face
[03:10.21]Don＇t Make Me Kill Him Too And Spray His Brains All Over The Place
[03:12.77]I Told You Dre You Should＇ve Kept That Thang Put Away
[03:15.13]I Guess That＇ll Teach You Not To Let Me Play With It Eh
[03:17.53]I＇m A Criminal
[03:19.75]Interlude Skit
[03:21.75]Aight Look Uh Huh Just Go Up In That Mother****er
[03:24.35]Get The Mother****in Money And Get The **** Up Outta There
[03:26.76]/Em Aight /I＇ll Be Right Here Waitin On You
[03:28.57]Em Aight
[03:29.43]Yo Em
[03:30.23]Em What
[03:30.70]Don＇t Kill Nobody This Time
[03:32.08]Em Awwright God Damn ****
[03:35.04]Whistling How You Doin＇
[03:40.51]Teller Hi How Can I Help You
[03:41.80]Eminem Yeah I Need To Make A Withdrawl
[03:43.27]Teller Okay
[03:45.69]Eminem Put The ****in Money In The Bag *****
[03:46.64]And I Won＇t Kill You
[03:48.06]Teller What Oh My God Don＇t Kill Me
[03:49.04]Eminem I＇m Not Gonna Kill You ***** Quit Lookin Around
[03:50.31]Teller Don＇t Kill Me Please Don＇t Kill Me
[03:51.02]Eminem I Said I＇m Not Gonna ****in Kill You
[03:52.55]Hurry The **** Up Boom Thank You
[03:55.59]Windows Tinted On My Ride When I Drive In It
[03:57.27]So When I Rob A Bank Run Out And Just Dive In It
[03:59.81]So I＇ll Be Disguised In It
[04:01.35]And If Anybody Identifies The Guy In It
[04:03.32]I＇ll Hide For Five Minutes
[04:04.57]Come Back Shoot The Eyewitness
[04:06.66]Fire At The Private Eye Hired To Pry In My Business
[04:09.21]Die bitches Bastards Brats Pets
[04:11.72]This Puppy＇s Lucky I Didn＇t Blast His Ass Yet
[04:14.06]If I Ever Gave A **** I'd Shave My dick
[04:16.20]Tuck My shit Inbetween My Legs And Cluck
[04:18.76]You Mother****ing Chickens Ain't Brave Enough
[04:20.96]To Say The Stuff I Say So This Tape Is Shut
[04:23.67]Shit Half The Shit I Say I Just Make It Up
[04:25.61]To Make You Mad So Kiss My White Naked Ass
[04:27.96]And If It＇s Not A Rapper That I Make It As
[04:30.47]Bi'ma Be A ****in Rapist In A Jason Mask
[04:33.05]Chorus 2x
[04:33.43] I＇m A Criminal
[04:34.27]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It＇s A Crime
[04:35.65]To Tell Em What＇s On My Mind I Guess I＇m A Criminal
[04:37.90]But I Don＇t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
[04:40.19]And Keep Goin I Don＇t Take Shit From No One
[04:42.27] I＇m A Criminal
[04:42.64]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It＇s A Crime
[04:44.90]To Tell Em What＇s On My Mind I Guess I＇m A Criminal
[04:47.17]But I Don＇t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
[04:49.56]And Keep Goin I Don＇t Take Shit From No One
[04:51.91] I＇m A Criminal
[04:52.38]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It＇s A Crime
[04:54.48]To Tell Em What＇s On My Mind I Guess I＇m A Criminal
[04:56.57]But I Don＇t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
[04:59.25]And Keep Goin I Don＇t Take Shit From No One
[05:01.09]I＇m A Criminal
[05:01.60]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It＇s A Crime
[05:04.11]To Tell Em What＇s On My Mind I Guess I＇m A Criminal
[05:06.08]But I Don＇t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
[05:08.36]And Keep Goin I Don＇t Take Shit From No One
[05:10.33]I＇m A Criminal

作词 : Marshall Mathers/Jeff Bass/Mark Bass
作曲 : Marshall Mathers/Jeff Bass/Mark Bass
A Lot Of People Ask Me Stupid ****in Questions
A Lot Of People Think That What I Say On Records
Or What I Talk About On A Record That I Actually Do In Real Life
Or That I Believe In It
Or If I Say That I Wanna Kill Somebody That
I＇m Actually Gonna Do It
Or That I Believe In It
Well Shit If You Believe That
Then I＇ll Kill You
You Know Why
Cuz I＇m A
Criminal
Criminal
You God Damn Right
I＇m A Criminal
Yeah I＇m A Criminal
My Words Are Like A Dagger With A Jagged Edge
That＇ll Stab You In The Head
Whether You＇re A Fag Or Lez
Or The Homosex Hermaph Or A Trans A Vest
Pants Or Dress Hate Fags The Answer＇s Yes
Homophobic Nah You＇re Just Heterophobic
Starin At My Jeans Watchin My ******** Bulgin Ooh
That's My Mother****in ***** You'd Better Let Go Of Em
They Belong In My ******* You＇ll Never Get Hold Of Em
Hey It＇s Me Versace
Whoops Somebody Shot Me
And I Was Just Checkin The Mail
Get It Checkin The ＇male＇
How Many Records You Expectin To Sell
After Your Second Lp Sends You Directly To Jail
C＇mon Relax Guy I Like Gay Men
Right Ken Give Me An Amen Aaa Men
Please Lord This Boy Needs Jesus
Heal This Child Help Us Destroy These Demons
Oh And Please Send Me A Brand New Car
And A Prostitute While My Wife＇s Sick In The Hospital
Preacher Preacher Fifth Grade Teacher
You Can＇t Reach Me My Mom Can＇t Neither
You Can＇t Teach Me A Goddamn Thing Cause
I Watch Tv And Comcast Cable
And You Ain＇t Able To Stop These Thoughts
You Can＇t Stop Me From Toppin These Charts
And You Can＇t Stop Me From Droppin Each March
With A Brand New Cd For These ****in Retards
Duhhh And To Think It＇s Just Little Ol＇ Me
Mr Don＇t Give A **** Still Won＇t Leave
Chorus Eminem Repeat 2x
I＇m A Criminal
Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It＇s A Crime
To Tell Em What＇s On My Mind I Guess I＇m A Criminal
But I Don＇t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
And Keep Goin I Don＇t Take Shit From No One
I＇m A Criminal
Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It＇s A Crime
To Tell Em What＇s On My Mind I Guess I＇m A Criminal
But I Don＇t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
And Keep Goin I Don＇t Take Shit From No One
My Mother Did Drugs Tar Liquor Cigarettes And Speed
The Baby Came Out Disfigured Ligaments Indeed
It Was A Seed Who Would Grow Up Just As Crazy As She
Don＇t Dare Make Fun Of That Baby Cause That Baby Was Me
I＇m A Criminal An Animal Caged Who Turned Crazed
But How The **** You Sposed To Grow Up When You Weren＇t Raised
So As I Got Older And I Got A Lot Taller
My **** Shrunk Smaller But My ***** Got Larger
I Drink Malt Liquor To **** You Up Quicker
Than You＇d Wanna **** Me Up For Sayin The Word
My Morals Went Thhbbpp When The President Got Oral
Sex In His Oval Office On Top Of His Desk
Off Of His Own Employee
Now Don＇t Ignore Me You Won＇t Avoid Me
You Can＇t Miss Me I＇m White Blonde Haired
And My Nose Is Pointy
I＇m The Bad Guy Who Makes Fun Of People That Die
In Plane Crashes And Laughs
As Long As It Ain＇t Happened To Him
Slim Shady I＇m As Crazy As Em
Inem And Kim Combined Kch The Maniac＇s In
Replacin The Doctor Cause Dre Couldn＇t Make It Today
He＇s A Little Under The Weather So I＇m Takin His Place
Mm Mm Mmm Oh That＇s Dre With An Ak To His Face
Don＇t Make Me Kill Him Too And Spray His Brains All Over The Place
I Told You Dre You Should＇ve Kept That Thang Put Away
I Guess That＇ll Teach You Not To Let Me Play With It Eh
I＇m A Criminal
Interlude Skit
Aight Look Uh Huh Just Go Up In That Mother****er
Get The Mother****in Money And Get The **** Up Outta There
/Em Aight /I＇ll Be Right Here Waitin On You
Em Aight
Yo Em
Em What
Don＇t Kill Nobody This Time
Em Awwright God Damn ****
Whistling How You Doin＇
Teller Hi How Can I Help You
Eminem Yeah I Need To Make A Withdrawl
Teller Okay
Eminem Put The ****in Money In The Bag *****
And I Won＇t Kill You
Teller What Oh My God Don＇t Kill Me
Eminem I＇m Not Gonna Kill You ***** Quit Lookin Around
Teller Don＇t Kill Me Please Don＇t Kill Me
Eminem I Said I＇m Not Gonna ****in Kill You
Hurry The **** Up Boom Thank You
Windows Tinted On My Ride When I Drive In It
So When I Rob A Bank Run Out And Just Dive In It
So I＇ll Be Disguised In It
And If Anybody Identifies The Guy In It
I＇ll Hide For Five Minutes
Come Back Shoot The Eyewitness
Fire At The Private Eye Hired To Pry In My Business
Die bitches Bastards Brats Pets
This Puppy＇s Lucky I Didn＇t Blast His Ass Yet
If I Ever Gave A **** I'd Shave My dick
Tuck My shit Inbetween My Legs And Cluck
You Mother****ing Chickens Ain't Brave Enough
To Say The Stuff I Say So This Tape Is Shut
Shit Half The Shit I Say I Just Make It Up
To Make You Mad So Kiss My White Naked Ass
And If It＇s Not A Rapper That I Make It As
Bi'ma Be A ****in Rapist In A Jason Mask
Chorus 2x
I＇m A Criminal
Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It＇s A Crime
To Tell Em What＇s On My Mind I Guess I＇m A Criminal
But I Don＇t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
And Keep Goin I Don＇t Take Shit From No One
I＇m A Criminal
Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It＇s A Crime
To Tell Em What＇s On My Mind I Guess I＇m A Criminal
But I Don＇t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
And Keep Goin I Don＇t Take Shit From No One
I＇m A Criminal
Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It＇s A Crime
To Tell Em What＇s On My Mind I Guess I＇m A Criminal
But I Don＇t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
And Keep Goin I Don＇t Take Shit From No One
I＇m A Criminal
Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It＇s A Crime
To Tell Em What＇s On My Mind I Guess I＇m A Criminal
But I Don＇t Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
And Keep Goin I Don＇t Take Shit From No One
I＇m A Criminal