[00:04.27]The samples won't delay, but the cable-
[00:06.87]There's another way
[00:07.89]Say something - anything
[00:09.97]Test - one, two, three-
[00:12.64]Anything but that
[00:16.81]This is weird
[00:17.75]It's weird
[00:18.62]Very weird
[00:19.63]******' weird
[00:20.56]I'm so mad that I don't know what to do
[00:24.13]Fighting with microphones
[00:25.97]Freezing down to my bones
[00:27.94]And to top it all off I'm with you
[00:31.71]Feel like going insane?
[00:33.52]Got a fire in your brain?
[00:35.36]And you're thinking of drinking gasoline?
[00:39.28]As a matter of fact-
[00:40.98]Honey, I know this act
[00:43.20]It's called the "Tango Maureen"
[00:46.85]The Tango Maureen
[00:50.61]It's a dark, dizzy merry-go-round
[00:54.21]As she keeps you dangling
[00:57.61]You're wrong
[00:58.67]You're heart she is mangling
[01:00.60]It's different with me
[01:02.09]And you toss and you turn
[01:03.55]'Cause her cold eyes can burn
[01:05.39]Yet you yearn and you churn and rebound
[01:09.07]I think I know what you mean
[01:12.19]The Tango Maureen!
[01:16.76]Has she ever pouted her lips
[01:20.05]And called you "Pookie"?
[01:22.89]Never
[01:24.22]Have you ever doubted a kiss or two?
[01:28.00]This is spooky
[01:31.59]Did you swoon when She walked through the door?
[01:34.52]Every time - so be cautious
[01:39.54]Did she moon over other boys - ?
[01:42.15]More than moon
[01:43.08]I'm getting nauseous
[01:55.45]Where'd you learn to tango?
[01:57.39]With the French Ambassador's daughter in her dorm room at Miss Porter's. And you?
[02:02.83]With Nanetter Himmelfarb
[02:04.08]The Rabbi's daughter at the Scarsdale Jewish Community Center
[02:09.01]It's hard to do this backwards
[02:12.05]You should try it in heels!
[02:35.03]She cheated
[02:36.02]She cheated
[02:37.28]Maureen cheated
[02:38.03]******' cheated
[02:38.44]I'm defeated, I should give up right now
[02:42.23]Gotta look on the bright side
[02:44.38]With all of your might
[02:46.13]I'd fall for her still anyhow
[02:49.89]When you're dancing her dance
[02:51.51]You don't stand a chance
[02:53.67]Her grip of romance makes you fall
[02:57.12]So you think, might as well...
[02:59.25]...dance a tango to hell
[03:01.52]"At least I'll have tangoed at all"
[03:04.78]The Tango Maureen
[03:08.35]Gotta dance 'til your diva is through
[03:12.25]You pretend to believe her 'cause in the end - you can't leave her
[03:19.69]But the end it will come
[03:21.50]Still you have to play dumb
[03:23.48]'Til you're glum and you bum
[03:25.84]And turn blue
[03:27.80]Why do we love when she's mean?
[03:31.03]And she can be obscene
[03:36.42]My Maureen
[03:43.33]The Tango Maureen!

The samples won't delay, but the cable-
There's another way
Say something - anything
Test - one, two, three-
Anything but that
This is weird
It's weird
Very weird
******' weird
I'm so mad that I don't know what to do
Fighting with microphones
Freezing down to my bones
And to top it all off I'm with you
Feel like going insane?
Got a fire in your brain?
And you're thinking of drinking gasoline?
As a matter of fact-
Honey, I know this act
It's called the "Tango Maureen"
The Tango Maureen
It's a dark, dizzy merry-go-round
As she keeps you dangling
You're wrong
You're heart she is mangling
It's different with me
And you toss and you turn
'Cause her cold eyes can burn
Yet you yearn and you churn and rebound
I think I know what you mean
The Tango Maureen!
Has she ever pouted her lips
And called you "Pookie"?
Never
Have you ever doubted a kiss or two?
This is spooky
Did you swoon when She walked through the door?
Every time - so be cautious
Did she moon over other boys - ?
More than moon
I'm getting nauseous
Where'd you learn to tango?
With the French Ambassador's daughter in her dorm room at Miss Porter's. And you?
With Nanetter Himmelfarb
The Rabbi's daughter at the Scarsdale Jewish Community Center
It's hard to do this backwards
You should try it in heels!
She cheated
She cheated
Maureen cheated
******' cheated
I'm defeated, I should give up right now
Gotta look on the bright side
With all of your might
I'd fall for her still anyhow
When you're dancing her dance
You don't stand a chance
Her grip of romance makes you fall
So you think, might as well...
...dance a tango to hell
"At least I'll have tangoed at all"
The Tango Maureen
Gotta dance 'til your diva is through
You pretend to believe her 'cause in the end - you can't leave her
But the end it will come
Still you have to play dumb
'Til you're glum and you bum
And turn blue
Why do we love when she's mean?
And she can be obscene
My Maureen
The Tango Maureen!