[00:00.00] 作曲 : Trey Parker/Robert Lopez/Matt Stone
[00:00.19]AND NOW, we wish to honor you with The story of JOSEPH SMITH
[00:06.99]THE AMERICAN MOSES!
[00:09.39]Oh! This is very good! Praise Christ!
[00:13.64]Mormon!
[00:16.95]I am going to take you back in time.
[00:19.90]Mormon!
[00:20.65]To the United States, 1823…
[00:23.36]Mormon!
[00:24.01]A small and poor village called Oopstate New York.
[00:26.86]Oop-state!
[00:27.52]There was disease and famine.
[00:30.22]So sick!
[00:30.97]But also in this village lived a simple farmer who would change everything.
[00:36.07]His name… was Joseph Smith.
[00:40.83]Ya ya ya ya ya ya
[00:41.15]ya ya ya
[00:42.35]HA – OOM!
[00:44.55]Joseph Smith
[00:45.80]American Moses!
[00:47.80]Praise be to Joseph,
[00:49.70]American prophet man.
[00:51.70]Ay, my name is Joseph Smith.
[00:53.90]I’m going to **** this baby.
[00:56.45]What?!
[00:57.00]HA – OOM!
[00:57.60]No no Joseph!. Don’t **** dis baby!
[01:01.00]Joseph Smith. Don’t **** dis baby!
[01:04.74]Suddenly the clouds parted,
[01:06.74]and Joseph Smith was visited by God!
[01:09.59]HA – OOM!
[01:10.49]Joseph Smith!
[01:12.19]Do not **** a baby!
[01:14.39]I’ll get rid of your AIDS
[01:16.19]If you **** dis frog.
[01:23.25]Joseph Smith ****ed the frog God gave to him and his AIDS went away!
[01:28.50]Then, a great wizard named MORONI appeared from the star*******p Enterprise!
[01:33.31]Joseph Smith.
[01:35.21]Your village is ****ed.
[01:37.41]You shall lead your villagers to a new village.
[01:40.52]TAKE THESE ****ING GOLDEN PLATES!
[01:42.33]Oh – way!
[01:44.38]And on the plates were written the directions to a new land
[01:48.48]SALT – TA – LAAAAY – SITI!
[01:51.68]Salt – ta – laaaay – siti!
[01:55.03]Joseph tried to convince ALL the villagers to follow him and his golden plates!
[02:00.55]Liberation! Equality!
[02:02.45]No more slavery for Oopstate Mormon people!
[02:06.80]I GOT THE GOLDEN PLATES!
[02:07.95]Gold plates.
[02:09.20]I’m gonna lead the people.
[02:10.51]We head west!
[02:11.63]We gotta stick togeddah.
[02:13.14]Mormons!
[02:14.09]We gotta help each uddah.
[02:15.54]We’re Mormons!
[02:16.54]And so we climb the mountain.
[02:17.99]We head west.
[02:18.99]And we cross the river.
[02:20.45]We head west!
[02:21.40]And we fight the oppression.
[02:23.10]Mormons!
[02:23.80]By being nice to ev’ryone.
[02:25.45]We’re Mormons!
[02:26.91]Not so fast, Mormons!
[02:28.41]You shall not pass MY mountain!
[02:30.91]Down from the mountain, look who comes!
[02:32.77]The American warlord, Brigham Young!
[02:34.47]Yes, I am Brigham Young!
[02:37.82]I cut off my daughter’s clitoris!
[02:40.02]That made God angry, so he turned my nose into a clitoris for punishment!
[02:45.39]Brigham Young!
[02:46.94]His nose was a clitoris.
[02:49.29]What will you do Joseph?
[02:50.49]Will you fight the clitoris man?
[02:52.50]Not fight him…help him!
[02:56.80]Joseph Smith took his magical frog and rubbed it upon Brigham Young’s clitoris face.
[03:02.52]And behold, Brigham was CURED!
[03:07.37]Joseph Smith - magical AIDS frog
[03:10.78]Brigham Young - frog on his clitoris face
[03:15.29]Brigham Young was so grateful,
[03:17.59]he decided to join the Mormons on their journey.
[03:21.70]C0mpassion!
[03:22.85]Courtesy!
[03:23.65]Let’s be really ****ing polite to everyone!
[03:27.96]I got the golden plates.
[03:29.02]Gold plates.
[03:30.32]I’m gonna lead the people.
[03:31.47]We head west!
[03:32.72]We gotta stick togeddah.
[03:34.07]Mormons!
[03:36.33]Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad.
[03:40.68]Ohhhh…..
[03:42.49]After traveling for so long,
[03:44.90]the Mormons ran out of fresh water,
[03:47.40]and became sick…with dysentery!
[03:51.96]Mormon go to da watah
[03:53.27]Watah go to da cup
[03:55.37]Cup go to da stomach
[03:56.82]Shit come out da butt
[03:59.02]Shit go in da water
[04:00.52]Watah go in da cup
[04:01.92]Shit go down da stomach
[04:03.17]Shit come out da butt.
[04:04.67]Oh shit!
[04:06.82]Oh no! The prophet Joseph Smith is now getting sick!
[04:11.94]Shit go in da water
[04:13.29]Watah go in da cup
[04:14.39]Cup go to da thirsty
[04:15.74]Shit go to da stomach
[04:17.30]Blood come out da butt
[04:18.55]Blood go to da watah
[04:19.85]Watah go in da cup
[04:21.30]Cup go to da throat
[04:22.70]Hot blood in da stomac
[04:23.85]Hot blood in da mout
[04:25.16]Hot blood on da inside
[04:26.52]Watah come out da butt!
[04:28.32]Brigham Young!
[04:29.47]You must take the golden plates and lead the Mormons to the Promised Land!
[04:38.47]Desperation! Mortality! Loss of Faith!
[04:42.29]Ahhhh –
[04:45.50]Got the golden plates.
[04:47.01]Gold plates.
[04:47.86]Gonna lead the people.
[04:48.96]We head west!
[04:50.11]Even thought their prophet had died,
[04:52.36]the Mormons stuck together, and helped each other,
[04:55.86]and were really nice to everyone they came across.
[04:58.86]And then one day,
[05:00.61]the Mormons finally FOUND Sal Tlay Ka Siti!
[05:06.01]Sal Tlay Ka Siti!
[05:09.66]And there, the Mormons danced with Ewoks!
[05:12.77]And were greeted by Jesus!
[05:15.82]Welcome Mormons!
[05:18.37]Now let’s all have as MANY BABIES AS WE CAN!
[05:21.78]To make BIG MORMON FAMILIES!!!!
[05:29.18]**** your woma
[05:29.98]**** your man
[05:31.19]It is all part of God’s plan,
[05:33.79]Mormons **** all that they ca
[05:35.75]Here in Salt Lake City land!
[05:38.30]Thank you, thank you God!
[05:41.53](Now we are ****ing!
[05:42.78]Thank you, thank you God!
[05:46.23](God wants us ****ing
[05:47.38]Thank you, thank you God!
[05:50.69](Get back to ****ing
[05:51.94]Thank you, thank you God!
[05:56.74]Joseph Smith ****s fro
[05:58.19]Brigham Young ****s fac
[05:59.49]Shit come out de but
[06:00.99]Jesus says ****ing ****in
[06:03.54]Mormons!!!!!

作曲 : Trey Parker/Robert Lopez/Matt Stone
AND NOW, we wish to honor you with The story of JOSEPH SMITH
THE AMERICAN MOSES!
Oh! This is very good! Praise Christ!
Mormon!
I am going to take you back in time.
Mormon!
To the United States, 1823…
Mormon!
A small and poor village called Oopstate New York.
Oop-state!
There was disease and famine.
So sick!
But also in this village lived a simple farmer who would change everything.
His name… was Joseph Smith.
Ya ya ya ya ya ya
ya ya ya
HA – OOM!
Joseph Smith
American Moses!
Praise be to Joseph,
American prophet man.
Ay, my name is Joseph Smith.
I’m going to **** this baby.
What?!
HA – OOM!
No no Joseph!. Don’t **** dis baby!
Joseph Smith. Don’t **** dis baby!
Suddenly the clouds parted,
and Joseph Smith was visited by God!
HA – OOM!
Joseph Smith!
Do not **** a baby!
I’ll get rid of your AIDS
If you **** dis frog.
Joseph Smith ****ed the frog God gave to him and his AIDS went away!
Then, a great wizard named MORONI appeared from the star*******p Enterprise!
Joseph Smith.
Your village is ****ed.
You shall lead your villagers to a new village.
TAKE THESE ****ING GOLDEN PLATES!
Oh – way!
And on the plates were written the directions to a new land
SALT – TA – LAAAAY – SITI!
Salt – ta – laaaay – siti!
Joseph tried to convince ALL the villagers to follow him and his golden plates!
Liberation! Equality!
No more slavery for Oopstate Mormon people!
I GOT THE GOLDEN PLATES!
Gold plates.
I’m gonna lead the people.
We head west!
We gotta stick togeddah.
Mormons!
We gotta help each uddah.
We’re Mormons!
And so we climb the mountain.
We head west.
And we cross the river.
We head west!
And we fight the oppression.
Mormons!
By being nice to ev’ryone.
We’re Mormons!
Not so fast, Mormons!
You shall not pass MY mountain!
Down from the mountain, look who comes!
The American warlord, Brigham Young!
Yes, I am Brigham Young!
I cut off my daughter’s clitoris!
That made God angry, so he turned my nose into a clitoris for punishment!
Brigham Young!
His nose was a clitoris.
What will you do Joseph?
Will you fight the clitoris man?
Not fight him…help him!
Joseph Smith took his magical frog and rubbed it upon Brigham Young’s clitoris face.
And behold, Brigham was CURED!
Joseph Smith - magical AIDS frog
Brigham Young - frog on his clitoris face
Brigham Young was so grateful,
he decided to join the Mormons on their journey.
C0mpassion!
Courtesy!
Let’s be really ****ing polite to everyone!
I got the golden plates.
Gold plates.
I’m gonna lead the people.
We head west!
We gotta stick togeddah.
Mormons!
Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad.
Ohhhh…..
After traveling for so long,
the Mormons ran out of fresh water,
and became sick…with dysentery!
Mormon go to da watah
Watah go to da cup
Cup go to da stomach
Shit come out da butt
Shit go in da water
Watah go in da cup
Shit go down da stomach
Shit come out da butt.
Oh shit!
Oh no! The prophet Joseph Smith is now getting sick!
Shit go in da water
Watah go in da cup
Cup go to da thirsty
Shit go to da stomach
Blood come out da butt
Blood go to da watah
Watah go in da cup
Cup go to da throat
Hot blood in da stomac
Hot blood in da mout
Hot blood on da inside
Watah come out da butt!
Brigham Young!
You must take the golden plates and lead the Mormons to the Promised Land!
Desperation! Mortality! Loss of Faith!
Ahhhh –
Got the golden plates.
Gold plates.
Gonna lead the people.
We head west!
Even thought their prophet had died,
the Mormons stuck together, and helped each other,
and were really nice to everyone they came across.
And then one day,
the Mormons finally FOUND Sal Tlay Ka Siti!
Sal Tlay Ka Siti!
And there, the Mormons danced with Ewoks!
And were greeted by Jesus!
Welcome Mormons!
Now let’s all have as MANY BABIES AS WE CAN!
To make BIG MORMON FAMILIES!!!!
**** your woma
**** your man
It is all part of God’s plan,
Mormons **** all that they ca
Here in Salt Lake City land!
Thank you, thank you God!
(Now we are ****ing!
Thank you, thank you God!
(God wants us ****ing
Thank you, thank you God!
(Get back to ****ing
Thank you, thank you God!
Joseph Smith ****s fro
Brigham Young ****s fac
Shit come out de but
Jesus says ****ing ****in
Mormons!!!!!