[00:09.88]The sky isn't blue, and the ocean's not grand
[00:11.82]And string theory is easy to understand
[00:14.46]The grass isn't green, and the sun isn't bright
[00:16.57]Healthcare will be resolved overnight
[00:19.39]The world isn't round, and the Buddha's not Zen
[00:21.37]And we both have really good taste in men
[00:23.80]And there really is a Black Forest land
[00:26.22]Where everyone gets all their ham...
[00:29.37]And I swear, I ****ing swear
[00:34.04][01:31.26]I didn't Google you...
[00:37.17][01:36.80]Okay, I did, I admit it
[00:39.17]It was so easy to do
[00:41.64]7, 008 results
[00:44.29]And I know everything about you
[00:46.54]You're not a sex offender
[00:48.91]But you failed home ec in 1997
[00:51.37]It really isn't that weird
[00:53.72]Come on, we're all adults here...
[00:58.80][01:58.14][02:28.43]Everybody Googles each other
[01:00.42][01:59.96][02:29.87]Everybody does their Facebook research
[01:02.42][02:02.25][02:31.99]It's how we get to know one another
[01:04.92]To make sure that we don't get raped.
[01:07.14]I don't have any mental disorder
[01:09.00]And I don't spend my weekends watching "Law & Order"
[01:11.81]It takes forever to get in my pants
[01:13.86]This old-fashioned girl likes romance
[01:16.46]I am not fearful of being alone
[01:18.46]And Zack Morris had a really small phone
[01:21.19]Ring ring ring r-ring ring r-ring ring
[01:23.43]Cell phones in the '80s...
[01:26.76]And I swear, ****in' swear
[01:38.99]And I know that you Googled me too
[01:41.17]How else would you have known
[01:43.83]That my dog contracted herpes?
[01:45.88]Sing it again, 'cause this melody
[01:48.36]Feels really good to sing
[01:50.63]Stop pretending it's taboo
[01:53.10]Like m**********n in the '50s...
[02:04.12]To make sure that you're not in porn.
[02:06.92]I do not mean to be jealous already
[02:08.76]But who is that girl in those pictures? She's pretty
[02:11.19]I think you may have dated her
[02:13.46]Or maybe she's your lesbian friend
[02:16.15]I see that you got really drunk on your birthday
[02:18.29]Was it sadness-related, or were you just thirsty?
[02:21.01]I do not mean to make judgments now
[02:23.21]But if we date, some things will have to change...
[02:34.17]To make sure that you don't have cats.

The sky isn't blue, and the ocean's not grand
And string theory is easy to understand
The grass isn't green, and the sun isn't bright
Healthcare will be resolved overnight
The world isn't round, and the Buddha's not Zen
And we both have really good taste in men
And there really is a Black Forest land
Where everyone gets all their ham...
And I swear, I ****ing swear
I didn't Google you...
Okay, I did, I admit it
It was so easy to do
7, 008 results
And I know everything about you
You're not a sex offender
But you failed home ec in 1997
It really isn't that weird
Come on, we're all adults here...
Everybody Googles each other
Everybody does their Facebook research
It's how we get to know one another
To make sure that we don't get raped.
I don't have any mental disorder
And I don't spend my weekends watching "Law & Order"
It takes forever to get in my pants
This old-fashioned girl likes romance
I am not fearful of being alone
And Zack Morris had a really small phone
Ring ring ring r-ring ring r-ring ring
Cell phones in the '80s...
And I swear, ****in' swear
And I know that you Googled me too
How else would you have known
That my dog contracted herpes?
Sing it again, 'cause this melody
Feels really good to sing
Stop pretending it's taboo
Like m**********n in the '50s...
To make sure that you're not in porn.
I do not mean to be jealous already
But who is that girl in those pictures? She's pretty
I think you may have dated her
Or maybe she's your lesbian friend
I see that you got really drunk on your birthday
Was it sadness-related, or were you just thirsty?
I do not mean to make judgments now
But if we date, some things will have to change...
To make sure that you don't have cats.