[00:09.39] A man walks down the street
[00:11.10] He says why am I soft in the middle now
[00:13.71] Why am I soft in the middle now
[00:16.05] All my life is so long
[00:18.21] I need a photo-opportunity
[00:20.25] I want a shot at redemption
[00:22.41] Don't want to end up a cartoon
[00:23.55] In a cartoon graveyard
[00:28.53] Bonedigger bonedigger
[00:29.07] Dogs in the moonlight
[00:31.29] Far away my well-lit door
[00:34.47] Mr. beerbelly beerbelly
[00:37.32] Get these mutts away from me
[00:38.79] You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore
[00:44.07] If you'll be my bodyguard
[00:46.17] I can be your long lost pal
[00:52.62] I can call you betty
[00:54.63] And betty when you call me
[00:56.67] You can call me al
[01:18.72] A man walks down the street
[01:20.28] He says why am I short of attention
[01:22.86] Got a short little span of attention
[01:25.20] And all my nights are so long
[01:27.21] Wheres my wife and family
[01:29.37] What if I die here
[01:31.71] Wholl be my role-model
[01:33.72] Now that my role-model is
[01:35.67] Gone gone
[01:37.65] He jumped back down the alley
[01:39.12] With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
[01:43.29] All along all along
[01:45.45] There were incidents and accidents
[01:47.58] There were thoughts and allegations
[01:52.50] If you'll be my bodyguard
[01:54.81] I can be your long lost pal
[02:01.23] I can call you betty
[02:03.12] And betty when you call me
[02:18.66] You can call me al
[02:21.57] Call me al

A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle now
All my life is so long
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard
Bonedigger bonedigger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away my well-lit door
Mr. beerbelly beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you betty
And betty when you call me
You can call me al
A man walks down the street
He says why am I short of attention
Got a short little span of attention
And all my nights are so long
Wheres my wife and family
What if I die here
Wholl be my role-model
Now that my role-model is
Gone gone
He jumped back down the alley
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
All along all along
There were incidents and accidents
There were thoughts and allegations
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you betty
And betty when you call me
You can call me al
Call me al