[00:00.000] 作词 : Harmonica Frank
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Harmonica Frank
[00:09.234]Ladies and gentlemens
[00:10.462]Caught by dodgers little rabbit twisters
[00:14.772]Step right around closely
[00:19.683]Tell you all about
[00:22.034]A wonderful medicine show I used to work with
[00:26.292]Here this afternoon
[00:28.695]Also, we have Dr. Donacre here with us
[00:33.293]The great medical menagerist of the world
[00:42.984]We have a wonderful soap here this afternoon
[00:46.642]We had one here before
[00:49.019]A gentlemen bought a bar of it and took a bath in it
[00:53.799]Found two suits of underwear he didn't even know he had
[00:59.389]Yes sir
[01:00.695]Brings the dirt some lather
[01:11.824]Ladies, here's a wonderful tonic to give to your husbands
[01:15.794]Makes him tell everything that he ever has done
[01:20.157]Not only that, but everything he intends to do
[01:26.113]We also have a wonderful hat tonic here on the market this afternoon
[01:31.677]Guaranteed to grow a hair on a doorknob in 30 minutes
[01:37.397]Here's a letter from a gentleman up in Ohio
[01:39.931]It reads "dear sir, after drinkin' two bottles of your hat tonic
[01:46.723]My hair is coming out very nicely. The time I drink two more
[01:52.731]I think it'll all be out"
[01:59.811]Well I quit that job
[02:02.606]I got a job in a grocery store, yes sir
[02:06.315]Feller comes in says, what's your butter today
[02:09.032]I said my butter today is butter
[02:10.965]He said
[02:11.435]I'm proud of that
[02:12.558]What I got here yesterday was axle grease
[02:17.469]Another feller comes in says
[02:18.775]What's your prunes today
[02:20.186]I said my prunes today is raisins
[02:22.119]With inflammatory rheumatism
[02:26.142]Well this young lady comes in says
[02:28.963]Let me see your socks
[02:31.393]I said, you'll have to excuse me miss
[02:33.587]It's too hot, I don't wear any
[02:36.460]Well the boss he got mad and fired me
[02:39.203]Went across the street and got me a job at the butcher shop yes sir
[02:43.383]Feller come in says
[02:44.506]What's your liver today
[02:45.864]I said my liver today is ever so much
[02:47.458]Said I know but how much
[02:48.738]All ten cents a yard
[02:50.044]How much do you have
[02:52.813]Worst part of all was an old maid came in
[02:55.242]She says
[02:56.313]Mrs. Brown says you have pig's feet
[02:59.605]I said
[02:59.971]You go tell Mrs. Brown she just told a Popeye lie
[03:03.497]I got's human feet just like anybody else

作词 : Harmonica Frank
作曲 : Harmonica Frank
Ladies and gentlemens
Caught by dodgers little rabbit twisters
Step right around closely
Tell you all about
A wonderful medicine show I used to work with
Here this afternoon
Also, we have Dr. Donacre here with us
The great medical menagerist of the world
We have a wonderful soap here this afternoon
We had one here before
A gentlemen bought a bar of it and took a bath in it
Found two suits of underwear he didn't even know he had
Yes sir
Brings the dirt some lather
Ladies, here's a wonderful tonic to give to your husbands
Makes him tell everything that he ever has done
Not only that, but everything he intends to do
We also have a wonderful hat tonic here on the market this afternoon
Guaranteed to grow a hair on a doorknob in 30 minutes
Here's a letter from a gentleman up in Ohio
It reads "dear sir, after drinkin' two bottles of your hat tonic
My hair is coming out very nicely. The time I drink two more
I think it'll all be out"
Well I quit that job
I got a job in a grocery store, yes sir
Feller comes in says, what's your butter today
I said my butter today is butter
He said
I'm proud of that
What I got here yesterday was axle grease
Another feller comes in says
What's your prunes today
I said my prunes today is raisins
With inflammatory rheumatism
Well this young lady comes in says
Let me see your socks
I said, you'll have to excuse me miss
It's too hot, I don't wear any
Well the boss he got mad and fired me
Went across the street and got me a job at the butcher shop yes sir
Feller come in says
What's your liver today
I said my liver today is ever so much
Said I know but how much
All ten cents a yard
How much do you have
Worst part of all was an old maid came in
She says
Mrs. Brown says you have pig's feet
I said
You go tell Mrs. Brown she just told a Popeye lie
I got's human feet just like anybody else