[00:13.27] Don't smoke don't fight don't light no cigarettes
[00:18.73] Or else you'll wind up in the can
[00:24.33] No jokes no rights sit tight don't fool around
[00:30.00] You are a guest of Uncle Sam
[00:35.45] Stand up look right don't slouch and stand at ease
[00:41.06]Allow no shit above the knees
[00:46.62] When I snap you jump into the master plan
[00:52.09] I'll be damned
[00:55.14] Well I'll be damned
[00:57.00]
[00:57.46] I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
[01:04.48] Damned if I steal your joke
[01:09.49] I'll be damned if I go for broke
[01:15.15] Damned if I do
[01:17.80] Damned if I don't
[01:19.86]
[01:22.87] Don't talk don't fool don't try to mess around
[01:27.88] I'll make a monkey outta you
[01:33.53] You sign your name right on that dotted line boy
[01:39.19] I'll be damned
[01:41.19]
[01:41.75] I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
[01:48.50] Damned if I steal your joke
[01:53.46] I'll be damned if I go for broke
[01:59.46] Damned if I do
[02:02.13] And damned if I don't, yeah
[02:05.13]
[02:32.84] Come on
[02:35.75] I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
[02:42.41] Damned if I steal your joke
[02:47.12] I'll be damned if I go for broke
[02:52.52] I'm damned if I do
[02:55.63] I'm damned if I don't
[02:58.13]
[02:58.24] I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
[03:03.74] Damned if I steal your joke
[03:08.65] I'll be damned if I go for broke
[03:14.11] I'm damned if I do
[03:16.81] I'm damned if I don't
[03:18.72]
[03:19.21] I'll be damned
[03:24.12] I'll be damned
[03:29.28] I'll be damned
[03:34.64] I'll be damned
[03:37.35] I'll be damned
[03:40.00] I'll be damned
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Don't smoke don't fight don't light no cigarettes
Or else you'll wind up in the can
No jokes no rights sit tight don't fool around
You are a guest of Uncle Sam
Stand up look right don't slouch and stand at ease
Allow no shit above the knees
When I snap you jump into the master plan
I'll be damned
Well I'll be damned
I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
Damned if I steal your joke
I'll be damned if I go for broke
Damned if I do
Damned if I don't
Don't talk don't fool don't try to mess around
I'll make a monkey outta you
You sign your name right on that dotted line boy
I'll be damned
I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
Damned if I steal your joke
I'll be damned if I go for broke
Damned if I do
And damned if I don't, yeah
Come on
I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
Damned if I steal your joke
I'll be damned if I go for broke
I'm damned if I do
I'm damned if I don't
I'll be damned if I drink or smoke
Damned if I steal your joke
I'll be damned if I go for broke
I'm damned if I do
I'm damned if I don't
I'll be damned
I'll be damned
I'll be damned
I'll be damned
I'll be damned
I'll be damned