[00:00.00] 作词 : Felix Pappalardi/Rick Rubin/Shawn Carter/William Squier/John Ventura/Tracy Marrow/Alphonso Henderson/Norman Landsberg/Leslie Weinstein
[00:00.22] 作曲 : Felix Pappalardi/Rick Rubin/Shawn Carter/William Squier/John Ventura/Tracy Marrow/Alphonso Henderson/Norman Landsberg/Leslie Weinstein
[00:00.45]If your having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[00:02.80]I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one
[00:05.41]
[00:05.72]I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
[00:08.18]Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
[00:10.80]Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
[00:13.50]I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
[00:15.90]If you grew up with holes in your zapitos
[00:18.40]You'd celebrate the minute you was having doe
[00:20.96]I'm like **** you critics you can kiss my whole a*****e
[00:23.76]If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
[00:26.26]Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
[00:28.61]They don't play my hits well I don't give a **** so
[00:31.47]Rap mags try and use my black ass
[00:34.01]So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...****ers
[00:36.91]I don't know what you take me as
[00:38.97]or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
[00:41.65]I'm from rags to ritches ****ing I ain't dumb
[00:44.17]I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one
[00:46.60]Hit me
[00:46.98]
[00:49.90]99 Problems but a b***h ain't one
[00:51.91]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[00:54.45]I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one
[00:56.89]Hit me
[00:57.24]
[00:57.58]The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
[00:59.73]In my rear view mirror is the mother****ing law
[01:02.17]I got two choices yall pull over the car or
[01:04.48]bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
[01:07.50]Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake
[01:10.10]Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
[01:12.31]So I...pull over to the side of the road
[01:14.90]And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
[01:17.71]Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low
[01:20.09]Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
[01:22.76]Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
[01:25.35]"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"
[01:27.98]"License and registration and step out of the car"
[01:30.56]"Are you carrying a weapon on you I know alot of you are"
[01:33.16]I ain't stepping out of shit all my papers legit
[01:35.65]"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
[01:38.57]Well my glove compar**ent is locked so is the trunk and the back
[01:41.05]And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that
[01:43.30]"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
[01:47.21]"Or somebody important or something?"
[01:49.15]Nah I ain't pass the bar but I know a little bit
[01:51.35]Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
[01:53.70]"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
[01:56.26]I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one
[01:58.67]Hit me
[01:59.05]
[02:01.82]99 Problems but a b***h ain't one
[02:03.88]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[02:06.42]I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one
[02:08.91]Hit me
[02:09.28]
[02:12.22]99 Problems but a b***h ain't one
[02:14.13]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[02:16.62]I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one
[02:19.14]Hit me
[02:19.55]
[02:19.93]Now once upon a time not too long ago
[02:21.86]A b***h like myself had to strong arm a hoe
[02:24.35]This is not a hoe in the sense of having a p***y
[02:26.93]But a p***y having no God Damn sense, try and push me
[02:30.12]I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
[02:32.09]Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
[02:35.03]You know the type loud as a motor bike
[02:37.43]But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
[02:39.79]The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clapping
[02:42.53]He and his boys gon' be yapping to the captain
[02:45.39]And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
[02:47.70]Back through the system with the riff raff again
[02:50.45]Fiends on the floor scratching again
[02:52.86]Paparazzi's with they cameras snapping them
[02:55.22]D.A. tried to give the b***h the shaft again
[02:58.01]Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African
[03:00.60]All because this fool was horrasin them
[03:03.13]Trying to play the boy like hes saccarin
[03:05.70]But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
[03:08.26]I got 99 problems but being a b***h ain't one
[03:10.78]Hit me
[03:11.10]
[03:13.96]99 Problems but a b***h ain't one
[03:15.97]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[03:18.48]I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one
[03:21.00]Hit me
[03:21.37]
[03:24.18]99 Problems but a b***h ain't one
[03:26.30]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[03:28.84]I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one
[03:31.29]Hit me
[03:31.66]
[03:37.17]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
[03:39.33]I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one
[03:41.57]
[03:43.24]You're crazy for this one Rick
[03:45.57]It's your boy
[03:46.36]
[03:54.21]

作词 : Felix Pappalardi/Rick Rubin/Shawn Carter/William Squier/John Ventura/Tracy Marrow/Alphonso Henderson/Norman Landsberg/Leslie Weinstein
作曲 : Felix Pappalardi/Rick Rubin/Shawn Carter/William Squier/John Ventura/Tracy Marrow/Alphonso Henderson/Norman Landsberg/Leslie Weinstein
If your having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in your zapitos
You'd celebrate the minute you was having doe
I'm like **** you critics you can kiss my whole a*****e
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if I don't play they show
They don't play my hits well I don't give a **** so
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...****ers
I don't know what you take me as
or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to ritches ****ing I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one
Hit me
99 Problems but a b***h ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one
Hit me
The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother****ing law
I got two choices yall pull over the car or
bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"
"License and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carrying a weapon on you I know alot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of shit all my papers legit
"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compar**ent is locked so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"
"Or somebody important or something?"
Nah I ain't pass the bar but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"
I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one
Hit me
99 Problems but a b***h ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one
Hit me
99 Problems but a b***h ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one
Hit me
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A b***h like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of having a p***y
But a p***y having no God Damn sense, try and push me
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clapping
He and his boys gon' be yapping to the captain
And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratching again
Paparazzi's with they cameras snapping them
D.A. tried to give the b***h the shaft again
Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African
All because this fool was horrasin them
Trying to play the boy like hes saccarin
But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems but being a b***h ain't one
Hit me
99 Problems but a b***h ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one
Hit me
99 Problems but a b***h ain't one
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one
Hit me
If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a b***h ain't one
You're crazy for this one Rick
It's your boy