[00:34.100]Well I wake up this morning I rolled out of bed
[00:36.980]I felt like a dog who's been kicked in the head
[00:40.350]Checked out my mail there was letter that read
[00:43.360]Love for sale, love for sale
[00:46.680]I picked up the phone I called everyone I could
[00:49.600]I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book
[00:52.650]You can't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook
[00:55.760]Love for sale, love for sale
[00:59.230]Send up a signal throw me a line
[01:02.120]Somebody explain " this funny Valentine"
[01:05.290]It might not be legal but it sure ain't a crime
[01:08.460]I'm one step from crazy and two steps behind
[01:11.620]I called Lt. Columbo from my TV set
[01:14.550]I've tried the Dating Game I haven't found her yet
[01:17.830]I'm hoping that she's looking like a Penthouse Pet
[01:20.850]Love for sale, love for sale
[01:48.070]We've been living together 3 years,
[01:51.090]2 hours, 20 minutes maybe four houndred beers
[01:54.300]You can't shop for love when you're shopping at, Sears
[01:57.350]Love for sale, love for sale
[02:00.670]I guess I've learnt my lesson it was easy to see
[02:03.560]My old lady she played this joke on me
[02:06.740]I never looked where I forgot it would be
[02:09.950]Love for sale, love for sale
[02:13.610]Love for sale
[02:16.560]Love for sale
[02:19.640]Love for sale
[02:22.630]Love for sale

Well I wake up this morning I rolled out of bed
I felt like a dog who's been kicked in the head
Checked out my mail there was letter that read
Love for sale, love for sale
I picked up the phone I called everyone I could
I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book
You can't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook
Love for sale, love for sale
Send up a signal throw me a line
Somebody explain " this funny Valentine"
It might not be legal but it sure ain't a crime
I'm one step from crazy and two steps behind
I called Lt. Columbo from my TV set
I've tried the Dating Game I haven't found her yet
I'm hoping that she's looking like a Penthouse Pet
Love for sale, love for sale
We've been living together 3 years,
2 hours, 20 minutes maybe four houndred beers
You can't shop for love when you're shopping at, Sears
Love for sale, love for sale
I guess I've learnt my lesson it was easy to see
My old lady she played this joke on me
I never looked where I forgot it would be
Love for sale, love for sale
Love for sale
Love for sale
Love for sale
Love for sale