[00:21.20]With a short fuse and Chinese directions
[00:31.10]I think you' ll light yourself on fire
[00:40.56]Because a Roman Candle' s got no direction
[00:51.48]It just waits to expire
[01:00.46]
[01:20.94]And I know it takes a new addiction
[01:31.20]To keep you from what you' re addicted to
[01:40.93]Which is why I wish I could find a distraction
[01:51.30]Whose efficacy is tried and true
[02:00.50]
[02:21.50]This person who thinks this is what I look like
[02:31.50]Well it' s as though you were drunk for years
[02:41.05]And if I didn' t know better
[02:45.36]I' d say I' d never seen better from you
[02:50.88]

With a short fuse and Chinese directions
I think you' ll light yourself on fire
Because a Roman Candle' s got no direction
It just waits to expire
And I know it takes a new addiction
To keep you from what you' re addicted to
Which is why I wish I could find a distraction
Whose efficacy is tried and true
This person who thinks this is what I look like
Well it' s as though you were drunk for years
And if I didn' t know better
I' d say I' d never seen better from you